Saltine Initiation
Welcome to the Salt Cult 🧂
You’ve tasted the salt. There’s no going back.
You're one of us now — a Saltine.
We’re the flavor freaks, the garlic worshippers, the dried-herb alchemists.
Our meals are never bland. Our eggs are always seasoned.
We do not suffer unseasoned popcorn.
Our meals are never bland. Our eggs are always seasoned.
We do not suffer unseasoned popcorn.
🔥 As a Saltine, You Swear the Following Oath:
- 🧄 To spread flavor far and wide
- 🔥 To never gatekeep a good blend
- 🌿 To cook with reckless aromatic abandon
- 📦 And to always keep one refill pack on deck
Now go. Apply salt. Speak the word.
Bring a friend to the spice circle. Break bread. Share seasoning.
This is your initiation. You are flavor. You are family. You are home.
Being a Saltine means more than seasoning — it means community. You're part of something flavorful, weird, and real. We’re glad you're here.